Negativitea "Caffeine, Sarcasm & Thoughts" Insulated Tumbler
$45.00
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Negativitea "Caffeine, Sarcasm & Thoughts" Insulated Tumbler
$45.00
Take your attitude to-go. Whether you’re commuting to a job you tolerate or just running errands in a world that tests your patience, this tumbler keeps your tea hot (and your sarcasm sharp). It’s the ultimate statement piece for the tea drinker who runs on truth and high-quality leaves.
Product Highlights
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The Tea-Fueled Engine: Coffee is for amateurs—real power comes from a perfectly timed tea steep. This tumbler is designed to hold your favorite high-caffeine black teas or matcha, giving you the energy to survive the day.
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Triple-Threat Design: Features the bold, colorful text "I Run on CAFFEINE, Sarcasm & INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS" against a sleek matte black background with playful star accents.
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Maximum Temperature Control: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps your tea piping hot for hours or your iced tea refreshingly cold while you navigate the chaos of the day.
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Spill-Resistant Lid: Includes a clear, secure lid to prevent leaks—because the only thing more annoying than people is spilling your tea on yourself.
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Premium Matte Black Finish: A sophisticated, fingerprint-resistant coating that feels as smooth as a well-brewed Oolong.
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Travel Ready: Fits perfectly in most standard cup holders, making it your best friend for the morning commute or the long "Eyeroll Express" journey.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.
We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
