{"product_id":"signature-puck-tee","title":"Signature Puck NegativiTee","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"246\" data-end=\"293\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"250\" data-end=\"293\"\u003eWhen life gives you lemons… stay annoyed.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"382\"\u003eMeet  Puck the official Negativitea Mascot — cute, cranky, and absolutely not here for it Lemon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"616\"\u003eThis ultra-soft tee features our signature sour lemon character, serving pure \u003cstrong data-start=\"462\" data-end=\"481\"\u003ebad-mood energy\u003c\/strong\u003e with zero explanation required. 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