{"product_id":"shhh-i-m-over-caffeinating-minimalist-speckled-ceramic-mug-11oz-modern-coffee-espresso-cup","title":"Negativitea \"Nope, Not Today\" Signature Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eStop the morning madness before it starts. Whether you’re dealing with early emails or just humans in general, let your mug do the talking while you find your zen (or your spite) at the bottom of a tea cup. Designed specifically for those who prefer leaves over beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Anti-Coffee Vessel:\u003c\/b\u003e Finally, a mug that understands you. Perfect for Earl Grey, spicy Chai, or a calming Chamomile—because caffeine jitters are the last thing your mood needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSassy Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Features the iconic \"Nope, Not Today\" slogan in bold lettering with our signature grumpy emoji.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality white ceramic that keeps your tea hot while you give the world the cold shoulder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt for Real Life:\u003c\/b\u003e Microwave and dishwasher safe. Because who has the energy for hand-washing when you’re already having a \"Nope\" kind of day?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11oz—the ideal volume for a standard steep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Negativitea","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44164627595357,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/9965\/8845\/files\/CopyofNegativiteamug_tumblr_stickes.png?v=1769762535","url":"https:\/\/negativitea.co\/products\/shhh-i-m-over-caffeinating-minimalist-speckled-ceramic-mug-11oz-modern-coffee-espresso-cup","provider":"Negativitea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}